A bit cloudy to begin with but once the sun gets going, it’ll burn it all away and leave us with a lovely, shiny spring-like day. The odd chance of a shower but on the whole, a good chance to get some washing done and on the line. Maximum temperature – a tropical 20 °C. tyrone [...]
* Because they’re all made up by some dodgy journo scraping around for snippets of information that they can’t find on Wikipedia, and can’t be arsed to verify 1. Bonnie Tyler was born Glenda Brenda Jones on the upstairs of a trolley bus in Swansea in 1962. Her mum, Brenda Glenda Jones hardly noticed that [...]
A cloudy start for most people up in the north, complete with outbreaks of rain and drizzle. Their fault for living there. Further south, it’s going to be a mighty fine day with lots of sun and lots of dry spells. They’ll still be subject to a passing light shower but nothing that can’t be [...]
After a nipply start, and some showers in the north, brightness will spread to most parts of Wales today. There will be a smattering of heavy showers developing but these could pop up anywhere and could be thundery and accompanied with hail. Maximum temperature 15 °C. bonnie tyler Down on the farm, we can hardly contain [...]
David Beckham is set to spend his retirement in South Wales being a Zumba instructor, according to local celebrity insider, Robin Rumbleguts. Rumbleguts, 24, told Ewes of the World: “Me and David go back a long, long way. We used to play together at Barry Town FC in the glory days when FC Porto used [...]
A bit cloudy to begin with but once the sun gets going, it’ll burn it all away and leave us with a lovely, shiny spring-like [...]
* Because they’re all made up by some dodgy journo scraping around for snippets of information that they can’t find on Wikipedia, and can’t be [...]
Heavy, lumbering showers making their way slowly to all parts of Wales during the morning, some bringing thunder and hail with it. In amongst all this, there will be some good sunny spells. Bit of a hit and miss day to be honest. Maximum temperature 15 °C. rory mcgrath arrested Down on the farm, we were shocked to hear that Rory McGrath has been arrested for apparently assaulting some people down [...]
A Porsche driver in Cardigan rammed his £46,000 car into an Aldi store, mistakenly thinking that they were about to sell their last loaf of Nimble bread. Posh lad Dewi Morris told Ewes of the World: “I’d seen on the telly that there was bad weather and that on the way, so I jumped in to my posh car and drove it very fast to Aldi, where they knew that [...]
Showers still blighting the day, some heavy with thunder and hail. Winds lighter than they were yesterday and still feeling fairly parky but a whole lot better than it was yesterday. Maximum temperature 13 °C. gavin and stacey Down on the farm, we weren’t sure what to make of the first trailer of the US remake of Gavin and Stacey. Renamed as Us and Them, the show didn’t visit Barry Island [...]
Strong winds and heavy rain will spread northeastwards across Wales today. The jammy sods in the northwest will probably stay dry, apart from a few showers this morning. As we move into the evening, we can expect further heavy downpours, turning to snow in some parts. It should all be over by tomorrow morning. Maximum temperature today 11 °C,Tonight, dropping down to a minimum of 3 °C tonight. cwtch Down on the [...]
This is an advance warning of some pretty shitty weather across most of the UK for tomorrow. Weather Warning Wales The Met Office has issued a Yellow Weather Warning, valid from 8am to midnight on Tuesday 14th May: “A developing small-scale low pressure system is expected to run northeastwards across southern and central areas of England during Tuesday and Tuesday night. An arc of heavy and persistent rain is expected to [...]
