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Weather Update: Sunday 13th May

If any of you are wondering what that big flaming ball of fire in the sky is, it’s called the sun and it’s our closest star. The sun will bring us warmth today, with temperatures up to about 12/13. It will also provide us earthlings with an opportunity to hang our clean washing out on the line.

Down on the farm, we were all delighted to see a Pudsey the Dog win Britain’s Got Talent. It sparked that passion within me for my Sheep Formation Display Team (aka The Woolpack) so today we’re heading out into the field to get back into training.

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Weather Update: Saturday 12th May

Lots of sun so get that washing on the line. Temperatures up to about 12 so no need to get the sun lotion out just yet.

Down on the farm, we’re all getting ready for the Britain’s Got Talent Final by chucking the telly out the barn window and getting Scrabble down from the barn loft.

Sunny Day Derek

Weather Update: Friday 11th May

Well here it is chums- that break in the weather we’ve been waiting for. Sun and cloud for the best part of four days starting today, so get that washing on. Temperatures up to about 12 so not exactly barbeque weather but at least you can shift those dirty grits from the wash basket.

Down on the farm, we’re spending one last day looking for Billy Badger’s parents. If we can find them by the end of today, he’ll become an official part of the Honey clan.

Rainy day

Weather Update: Wednesday 9th May

Well if you had washing that you didn’t get around to doing yesterday, I’m afraid your time has passed. A shitload of rain is on its way, getting heavier throughout the day. Temperatures up to 14, which is a shame, as it’d be a nice day if it wasn’t for the rain.

Down on the farm, we’ve still yet to locate Billy’s parents. We’ve asked around everywhere. Farmer Honey has decided that if we don’t find them by the weekend, then he will adopt him as one of our own.

Billy Badger

Weather Update: Monday 7th May

It’s Bank Holiday and guess what the weather’s doing? That’s right- pissing it down. And guess what it’s going to do all day? Yes- that’s right too – piss it down. And guess what the weather’s going to be like tomorrow when you all go back to work? Ha ha – yes- you’re spot on – it’s going to brighten up. Temperatures up to about 12 today with the odd rumble of thunder thrown in for good measure.

Down on the farm, we’d ‘adopted’ Billy the Badger, a little baby badger who farmer honey found at the bottom of the field. We searched for his parents last night but with no luck so we’re off out in the rain today to see if we can find them.

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Weather Update: Sunday 6th May

A perfect day for putting your washing out today. Lots of sun, and temperatures up to about 12. Rain moving in tomorrow though so don’t leave it out overnight.

Down on the farm, it was unanimously decided that Britain’s Got Talent is a load of boring bollocks and we shan’t be watching any more. How life has changed without Take Me Out.

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Weather Update: Saturday 5th May

A little bit of sunshine but mostly cloudy today. Temperatures no better than 12 but at least the rain should hold off.

Down on the farm, I woke last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified

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Weather Update: Thursday 3rd May

Rain rain rain. Temperatures creeping up to a magic 8. With a 90% chance of rain, it’s not ideal barbeque weather.

Down on the farm, we were sad to see Azhar leave the Apprentice. Both Dolly and Brenda appreciated his tight red shorts as they always got them in the mood for love, of which I’d benefit.

Sunny Day Derek

Weather Update: Wednesday 2nd May

Here’s your chance to get your washing out! You’ve got one day and that’s TODAY! With rain due again tomorrow, this is it!

Temperatures up to about 16. No rain forecast but the possibility of at least some sun! Do it!

Down on the farm, we were visited by both Chico and McHammer. Unfortunately, Dolly asked what time it was. It wasn’t pretty.

Rainy Day Derek

Weather Update: Tuesday 1st May

More of that wet rain bollocks. There will be a few outbreaks of sun but they will be measly and infrequent. Temperatures up to about 15, not that it will matter.

Down on the farm, I was up all night listening to the rain hammering down on the barn roof. It kept me awake for most of the night. I cwtched into  Dolly for most of the night. Then in the morning, I rolled over and cwtched into Brenda. Might have to go back to bed later. Sigh.

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